Everything Awesomely Nerdy
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“how do i know a woman wants me to talk to her in the grocery store” are you an elderly woman with valuable information about cooking, cleaning, or saving money? if you answered no, then women do not want to talk to you in the grocery store.
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(via saint-ambrosef)
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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined
(via lilaccatholic)
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Sherlock Holmes receiving a case from a working class girl who is slightly suspicious of her employer: “I need you to understand that Watson and I are ready to drop everything at a moment’s notice if you ever feel uncomfortable in any way.”
Sherlock Holmes receiving a case from a literal king who pays a thousand pounds upfront: “Ughhh fine, but get to the point already 🙄”
(via fictionadventurer)
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you people cant be crying about blonde blue eyed men.
Naruto means everything to us
ok sorry carry on
(via dumbassmcblyat)
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dusk-whispers-deactivated202009:
if the one you love tells you, in a sexual setting: “you can do anything you want with me”, and your response is to hurt her, you do not love her. that’s it, that is the only thing. if you truly love someone, you don’t look for permission or consent to harm her. if she is your beloved, you simply do not wish any hurt to befall her, and if you do, i implore you to question why you think that love can exist alongside a desire to hurt that person. if you orgasm when hearing your partner weep from pain - pain YOU inflicted nonetheless - how is that love? how can anyone ever call such a thing love?
This is actually how I came to conceptualise that asking for sexual partners to hurt me was wrong. Thinking about if the roles were reversed- would I want to hurt them? Of course not. Why were they ok with hurting me? And who taught me to ask for that?
